Rope – Katherine Anne Porter
The Ransom of Red Chief– O. Henry
A Visit to the Asylum for Aged and Decayed Punsters – Oliver Wendall Holmes
Misunderstood – P.G. Wodehouse
Mrs. Korner Sins her Mercies – Jerome K. Jerome
Extracts from Adam’s Diary – Mark Twain
Pigs is Pigs – Ellis Parker Butler
My Speech to the Graduates – Woody Allen (from “Side Effects”)
A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift
Death by Scrabble – Charlie Fish
The Speculations of Jefferson Thorpe – Stephen Leacock
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